He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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