I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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