your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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