and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
please don't ironically join a cult
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