so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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