OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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