im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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