I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
is wine microwaveable?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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