We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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