I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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