why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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