Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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