Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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