we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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