So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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