I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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