No subtext here. People are naked.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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