so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
