I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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