Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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