Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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