Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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