i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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