Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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