i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
