My nipple is on Facebook.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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