in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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