sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I made him laugh his dick is mine
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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