So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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