The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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