is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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