SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
COCAINE IS GR8
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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