The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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