shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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