i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Randomize
