dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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