I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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