i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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