Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize
