i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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