We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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