I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
