its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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