got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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