nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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