Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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