That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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