what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
this hospital has no fireball
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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