PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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