we're blogging at a bar
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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