I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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