The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
