butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
And then he peed in my hair
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