Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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