yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
